- Who decided on swear words? Who picked out a handful of words, and said "we shall use these NO MORE!" I mean that's pretty fucking rude. Those aren't your words. I don't particularly like the words twink or dong, but you don't see me trying to make Hostess change the name of their snack cakes do you? (which are delicious by the way)
- Why can't I take my clothes off in public? I mean I know its a little weird, and that's why I don't, but really, who is worse off for seeing my junk at a shopping mall? How is that inherently harmful to society?
- Who the Hell put a snooze button on an alarm clock, and why is that so popular?
- Kids can't appreciate how much work and effort it takes to grow and maintain a fantastic lawn. To them, all lawns are the same. Maintaining a good lawn takes several weekends of hard work each year. I honestly have to side with the kids on this one. Lawns are stupid.
This guy is a very lucky man.
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